Current travel time: 22 hours

Well, I made it to NYC and am sitting in the Newark airport TOTALLY zonked. I started traveling at 4:30am Israeli time, which translates to 9:30 EST. It's now 2am (or 7pm, depending on your perspective) and I still have another hour and a half before my flight to FL takes off. I'm actually so tired that I HURT. I can't wait to see Jordan and Ellie at the airport and then mom (and EC?) when I get to 3767. And then I get to see Dad and Gigi tomorrow (ironically, they are actually about 10 minutes away from me right now ... but seeing them and CH and Larry would require leaving the airport and I can NOT survive airport security again. Too many checkpoints. Cannot handle anymore.

I literally feel like someone took a giant spatula to my brain and squished it all about. Ugh. Must ... have ... bed ... and sleep ... and lotion. Yes, lotion.

Ok, I'm actually going crazy here so I think it's time to stop blogging