A man dies and descends into hell. When he gets there he is met by Satan and told he has a choice of three ways to spend all eternity. "Well, I'd like to see them, if you don't mind." "But of course," says the Devil. He takes the man to the first room which is hotter than the hottest place on earth and all the men there are wearing giant, thick fur coats and sweating buckets. "Hmm, well, this is all very nice but I don't think I'd like to spend all eternity here. Can I see the next option?" So the Devil takes the man to the next room where it is FREEZING cold and everyone there is stark naked and shivering. "Well, I think this is better than the first room, but I don't think I'd like to stay here either. What is the third option?" So the Devil takes the man to the third room where everyone is standing waste deep in crap drinking cups of tea and chatting. "Well, this doesn't look very pleasant, but at least they are standing and seem to be social and friendly, I think that I'll stay here." "Are you sure?" said the Devil. "Yes, I'm sure. This is where I will stay." So the man gets checked in and joins everyone else and introduces himself and takes a cup of tea. 10 minutes later a lesser demon comes in a back room and says "Alright, break's over. Back on your heads."
We work with hoes and pickaxes all day. I am an EXPERT at "hoe" jokes. And at "The sound of the pick ... " haikus. There are also many, MANY jokes that are very funny but not fit for public consumption (archaeologists aren't noted for their PC sense of humor ... email or facebook me if you want the full collection)
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